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Must not fear, fear is the mind killer, fear is the little death that brings oblivion to us all...

Petey, Earthworm Jim

 

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Forrester Eastman (1883-1969) American writer and editor Enjoyment of Laughter

 

I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.

Clint Eastwood (b. 1930) American actor, politician

 

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

Abba Eban (1915-2002) Israeli politician and diplomat

 

There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.

Roger Ebert (b. 1942) American film critic Review of _The Mummy_ (May 1999)

 

“That’s the centre of all power, Aunt Pol,” he mused. “We can try to act civilized and polite, but at the bottom of it all, the power of any ruler is based on threat.”
David and Leigh Eddings, Polgara the Sorceress

A normal human’s grasp of reality is very tenuous at best. Our imaginary lives are usually much nicer.
David and Leigh Eddings, Polgara the Sorceress

 

I have not failed 700 times. I have not failed once. I have succeeded in proving that those 700 ways will not work. When I have eliminated the ways that will not work, I will find the way that will work.

Thomas Edison

 

    INTERVIEWER: Can you destroy the Earth?
    THE TICK: Egad, I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Arthur, I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for ... and then you tried to saw off my head. Weird, huh?

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Destiny's powerful hand has made the bed of my future and it's up to me to lie in it. I am destined to be a superhero to right wrongs and pound two-fisted justice into the hearts of evil-doers everywhere. You don't fight destiny, no sir! And you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future or you get all ... scratchy. Hey, I'm narrating here!

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once! Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope! And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception!

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

I don't know the meaning of the word surrender! I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb. Just not in this context.

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive.

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh oooh oooh, the sky is the limit!

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Life is a big wild crazy tossed salad, but you don't eat it, no sir! You live it! Isn't it great?

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Well, once again my friend, we find that science is a two-headed beast. One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conveniences, ... but the other head of science is bad! Oh beware the other head of science, Arthur, it bites!

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Yes, evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the pudding! Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!

Ben Edlund (contemp.) American cartoonist The Tick

 

Perhaps one of the only pieces of advice that I was ever given was that supplied by an old courtier who observed: Only two rules really count. Never miss an opportunity to relieve yourself; never miss a chance to sit down and rest your feet.

Edward VIII (1894-1972) King of England [Edward, Duke of Windsor] A King's Story (1951)

 

There can be no more ancient and traditional American value than ignorance. English-only speakers brought it with them to this country three centuries ago, and they quickly imposed it on the Africans-who were not allowed to learn to read and write-and on the Native Americans, who were simply not allowed.
Barbara Ehrenreich

 

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

Being a lover of freedom, when the [Nazi] revolution came, I looked to the universities to defend it, knowing that they had always boasted of their devotion to the cause of truth; but no, the universities were immediately silenced. Then I looked to the great editors of the newspapers, whose flaming editorials in days gone had proclaimed their love of freedom; but they, like the universities, were silenced in a few short weeks.... Only the Church stood squarely across the path of Hitler’s campaign for suppressing the truth. I never had any special interest in the Church before, but now I feel a great affection and admiration for it because the Church alone has had the courage and persistence to stand for intellectual and moral freedom. I am forced to confess that what I once despised I now praise unreservedly.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

God does not play dice with the universe.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

If only I had known. I would have been a locksmith.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books . It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God. We see a universe marvelously arranged and obeying certain laws, but only dimly understand these laws. Our limited minds cannot grasp the mysterious force that moves the constellations.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

The world is a dangerous place to be not because of the people who do evil; but because of the people who stand by and let them.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955) American physicist

 

Man no longer dreams over a book in which a soft voice, a constant companion, observes, exhorts, or sighs with him through the pangs of youth and age. Today he is more likely to sit before a screen and dream the mass dream which comes from outside.
Loren Eiseley Strangeness in the Proportion

 

You don't lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership.

Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969) US President (1954-60)

 

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.
Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969) US President (1954-60)

 

You don't promote the cause of peace by talking only to people with whom you agree.

Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969) US President (1954-60)

 

I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same mind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This is the world of light and speech, and I shall take leave to tell you that you are very dear.

George Eliot

 

Any coward can fight a battle when he's sure of winning, but give me the man who has pluck to fight when he's sure of losing. That's my way, sir; and there are many victories worse than a defeat.
George Eliot

 

I've got a bust of [Abraham] Lincoln on my desk, and everytime the going gets tough he looks at me and says, 'Ray...I tried 27 times to be elected to public office. Twenty seven times I tried to be somebody. And I failed 25 times.
Ray Eliot

 

Footfalls echo the memory

down the passage which we did not take

towards the door we never opened

into the rose garden.

T.S. Eliot

 

If you want to understand America, you must first understand how a country whose citizens are known the world over for their outgoing self-confidence should emerge as a leading consumer of drugs for social anxiety; how a nation dedicated to the freedom of the individual should enforce standards for physical beauty with such rigidity that grown women race to restaurant toilets to throw up their dinners; and how a nation famed for its dedication to the pursuit of happiness should also be such a fertile market for antidepressant medication.
Carl Elliott, MD, PhD, author and professor at the University of Minnesota

 

There’s one hole in every revolution, large or small. And it’s one word long----PEOPLE. No matter how big the idea they all stand under, people are small and weak and cheap and frightened. It’s people that kill every revolution.

Warren Ellis Transmetropolitan

 

“That’s what a monoculture is. It’s everywhere, and it’s all the same. And it takes up alien cultures and digests them and shits them out in a homogenous building-block shape that fits seamlessly into the vast blank wall of the monoculture. This is the future. This is what we built. This is what we wanted. It must have been. Because we all had the fucking choice, didn’t we? It is only our money that allows commercial culture to flower. If we didn’t want to live like this, we could have changed it any time, by not fucking paying for it.

So lets celebrate by all going out and buying the same burger.”

Warren Ellis Transmetropolitan: I Hate It Here

 

I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me.

Ralph Ellison (1914-1994)

 

Good men must not obey the laws too well.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

We may climb into the thin and cold realm of pure geometry and lifeless science, or sink into that of sensation.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote. In fact, it is as difficult to appropriate the thoughts of others as it is to invent.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

Stay at home in your mind. Don’t recite other people’s opinions. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

I wish to say what I think & feel today, with the proviso that tomorrow perhaps I shall contradict it all.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

Tomorrow a stranger will say with masterly good sense precisely what we have thought and felt all the time, and we shall be forced to take with shame our own opinion from another.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet

 

You shall have joy, or you shall have power, said God; you shall not have both.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882) American essayist and poet Journal (October 1842)

 

I’m classified as a Drinker with a writing problem.

Garth Ennis

 

Good does tend to triumph one way or another. It just has to learn to fight dirtier than evil.

Garth Ennis

 

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

Nora Ephron (b. 1941) American screenwriter, author

 

There is no good cause for religious persecution. No convert is true who comes to the faith through pain and fear. All persecution does is plant seeds of doubt amongst the hearts of the faithful as to the truth of their cause.

Graham Ericsson (b. 1947) American writer

 

To say, "You're angry over such a little thing," is like saying, "The fire started with just a little match." It may well be true, but it does nothing to alleviate the present situation.

Graham Ericsson (b. 1947) American writer

 

Aesthetics are not morality. Don't confuse Taste for Truth, Icky for Evil, or Preference for Perfection.

Graham Ericsson (b. 1947) American writer My So-Called Deep Thoughts (2002)

 

I don't use drugs; my dreams are frightening enough.

M. C. Escher (1898-1972) Dutch artist

 

Maybe it’s in the basement, let me go up stairs and check .

M. C. Escher (1898-1972) Dutch artist

 

That is the essence of a witch-hunt, that any questioning of the evidence or the procedures in itself constitutes proof of complicity.

Bergen Evans (1904-1978) American educator, writer, lexicographer The Dictionary of Quotations

 

The mere abhorrence of vice is not a virtue at all.

Bergen Evans (1904-1978) American educator, writer, lexicographer The Dictionary of Quotations

 

Winning is always better than losing; that's why we call it 'winning'.

Craig Ewert

 


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