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The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out.

Thomas Babington Macauley (1800-1859) English writer and politician

 

The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.

Thomas Babington Macauley (1800-1859) English writer and politician

 

He knew that the essence of war is violence, and that moderation in war is imbecility.

Thomas Babington Macauley (1800-1859) English writer and politician

of John Hampden, English statesman killed in battle (1643)

 

Umm.  Systems analysts rarely call their parents from across the country in response to mysterious problems.  Still more rarely do they disappear.  It is not part of the technical mentality to disappear.
R.A. MacAvoy,        Tea with the Black Dragon

 

God is merciful. He will not do everything and thus take away our free will and that share of glory that belongs to us.

Niccolò Macchiavelli (1469-1527) Italian political philosopher

 

The fact is that a man who wants to act virtuously in every way necessarily comes to grief among so many who are not virtuous. Therefore, if a prince wants to maintain his rule he must learn how not to be virtuous . . . according to need.
Niccolò Macchiavelli (1469-1527) Italian political philosopher

 

A best friend is found when you suddenly see that you need someone and they are there. And you almost don’t even have to explain your pain, because they already know.

A. MacDonald

Being rich isn’t about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will never be free enough to take time to stop and eat the heart of the watermelon. And some of us will be rich without ever being more than a paycheck ahead of the game.

Harvey Mackay

 

TV is passive; computers are active. TV is just a really, really good screensaver.

Bill Machrone (contemp.) American technology columnist, editor PC Week

 

Godzilla's approach
My mouth agape in horror
I just bought that car

Donald A. Macpherson (contemp.) Canadian writer

 

I'm for the death penalty, I'm pro-abortion, I'm pro-assisted suicide,I'm pro-regular suicide. Anything that'll get the traffic moving.

Bill Maher

 

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.

Naguib Mahfouz Egyptian Writer and Nobel Prize winner

 

Be circumspect in your liaisons with women. It is better to be seen at the opera with a man than at mass with a woman.

De Maintenon

 

You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.

Malcolm X (1925-1965) American revolutionary, religious leader [b. Malcolm Little] (1965)

 

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who says it.

Malcolm X (1925-1965) American revolutionary, religious leader [b. Malcolm Little]

 

This book is dedicated to my brilliant and beautiful wife without whom I would be nothing. She always comforts and consoles, never complains or interferes, asks nothing, and endures all. She also writes my dedications.

Albert Paul Malvino (contemp.) American electrical engineer, scientist, writer

 

A speech is like a love affair. Any fool can start it, but to end it requires considerable skill.

Lord Mancroft

 

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of god. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people will not feel insecure around you. We were born to manifest the glory of god that is within us. It isn’t just some of us, it is everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give others permission to do the same. As we are liberated from out own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Nelson Mandela

 

   HAYWOOD: There are those in our own country, too, who today speak of the protection of country, of survival. A decision must be made, in the life of every nation, at the very moment when the grasp of the enemy is at its throat, when it seems the only way to survive is to use the means of the enemy, to rest survival upon what is expedient. To look the other way. Only the answer to that is — survival as what?

Abby Mann (b. 1927) American film, television writer, producer [a.k.a. Ben Goodman]

Judgment at Nuremberg (Dir. Stanley Kremer) (1961)

 

It is easier to be accepted by our society as a murderer than as a homosexual.
Abby Mann (b. 1927) American film, television writer, producer [a.k.a. Ben Goodman]

 

Unfaithfulness in the keeping of an appointment is an act of clear dishonesty. You may as well borrow a person's money as his time.

Horace Mann (1796-1859) American educator

 

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunderstorm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

Thomas Mann

 

The pleasure of all reading is doubled when one lives with another who shares the same books.

Katherine Mansfield (1888-1923) New Zealander author Letter (1928)

 

The mind I love must have wild places, a tangled orchard where dark damsons drop in the heavy grass, an overgrown little wood, the chance of a snake or two, a pool that nobody's fathomed the depth of, and paths threaded with flowers planted by the mind.

Katherine Mansfield (1888-1923) New Zealander author The Journal of Katherine Mansfield (1927)

 

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

Ferenc Mantfeld

 

The longest-lived and the shortest-lived man, when they come to die, lose one and the same thing.

Marcus Aureleus (121-180) Roman emperor (161-180)

 

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something better tomorrow.

Orison Swett Marden (1848-1924) American magazine editor

 

Among life's perpetually charming questions is whether the truly evil do more harm than the self-righteous and wrong.

Jon Margolis (contemp.) American journalist

 

If a man has any greatness in him, it comes to light -- not in one flamboyant hour, but in the ledger of his daily work.

Beryl Markham (1902-1986) Anglo-Kenyan aviatrix

 

Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says with a slightly distracted air, "I'm sorry. What'd you say your name was again?"

Margaret Maron (contemp.) American writer

 

An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.

Donald Marquis (1878-1937) American journalist and humorist

 

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.

Donald Marquis (1878-1937) American journalist and humorist

 

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.

Donald Marquis (1878-1937) American journalist and humorist

 

Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change; and when we are right, make us easy to live with.

Rev. Peter Marshall (1902-1949) American religious leader

 

If the First Amendment means anything, it means that a state has no business telling a man, sitting alone in his house, what books he may read or what films he may watch.

Justice Thurgood Marshall (1908-1993) US Supreme Court From a unanimous court opinion (1969)

 

Allowing an unimportant mistake to pass without comment is a wonderful social grace.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]

 

If you can't be kind, at least be vague.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]

 

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]

 

We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]

 

Ideological differences are no excuse for rudeness.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]

Miss Manner's Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1982)

 

The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes — naturally, nobody wants to live any other way.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]
Miss Manner's Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1982)

 

DEAR MISS MANNERS:
    Can you tell me a tactful way of letting a friend know that she is getting too fat?
GENTLE READER:
    Can you tell Miss Manners a tactful reason for wanting to do so?

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]
Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1982)

 

Miss Manners' meager arsenal consists only of the withering look, the insistent and repeated request, the cold voice, the report up the chain of command, and the tilted nose. Also the ability to dismiss inferior behavior from her mind as coming from inferior people. You will perhaps point out that she will never know the joy of delivering a well-deserved sock in the chops. True — but she will never inspire one, either.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]
Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1982)

 

The proper use of embarrassment is as a conscience of manners. As your conscience might trouble you if you do anything immoral, your sense of embarrassment should be activated if you do anything unmannerly. As conscience should come from within, so should embarrassment. Hot tingles and flushes are quite proper when they arise from your own sense of having violated your own standards, inadvertently or advertently, but Miss Manners hereby absolves everyone from feeling any embarrassment deliberately imposed by others.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]

Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1982)

 

There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]
Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1982)

 

When Miss Manners observes people behaving rudely, she never steps in to correct them. She behaves politely to them, and then goes home and snickers about them afterward. That is what the well-bred person does.

Judith Martin (b. 1938) American author, journalist [a.k.a. "Miss Manners"]
Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior (1982)

 

   GARIBALDI: No boom?
   SINCLAIR: No boom.
   IVANOVA: No boom *today*. Boom tomorrow. There's *always* a boom tomorrow. What? Look, somebody's got to have some damn perspective around here! Boom. Sooner or later. *BOOM*!

Christy Marx (contemp.) American screenwriter Babylon 5 (1994)

 

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

 

I have learned the novice can often see things that the expert overlooks. All that is necessary is not to be afraid of making mistakes, or of appearing naive.
Abraham Maslow Eupsychian Management

 

Sainthood emerges when you can listen to someone's tale of woe and not respond with a description of your own.

Andrew V. Mason MD (contemp.) American physician

 

All that the Devil asks is acquiescence ... not struggle, not conflict. Acquiescence.

Suzanne Massie (contemp.) American writer, Russian historian

 

There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter.
Bat Masterson

 

An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.

William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright

 

I would sooner read a timetable or a catalog than nothing at all.

William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright

 

It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering, for the most part, makes men petty and vindictive.
William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright The Moon and Sixpence (1919)

 

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.

William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright

 

It is not a very pleasant thing to recognise that for the young you are no longer an equal. You belong to a different generation. For them your race is run. They can look up to you; they can admire you; but you're apart from them, and in the long run they will always find the companionship of persons of their own age more grateful than yours.
William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright A Writer's Notebook (1949) 1933 entry

 

I have not been afraid of excess: excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.

William Somerset Maugham (1874-1965) English novelist and playwright The Summing Up (1938)

 

The value of the average conversation could be enormously improved by the constant use of four simple words: "I do not know."

Andre Maurois (1885-1967) French writer [pseud. of Émile Herzog]

 

Hate is not the opposite of love; apathy is.

Rollo May (1909-1994) American psychotherapist

 

It takes a lot less cold water to make a hot bath cold than it takes hot water to make a cold bath hot.

Kevin McCallum

 

Your love for your mother is something that you never completely comprehend until you are separated by the miles from her warmth and her wonder.

Collin McCarty

 

The women adored him, because unlike most men, they'd tell you, he paid attention to what they said. So they might have believed, but he was just trying to catch a glimpse of himself in their eyes.
Malachy McCourt

 

Is it true that I have to apologize?

John McEnroe

 

The Lord’s Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26, 911 words.
David McIntosh

 

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.

Peter T. McIntyre (contemp.) writer

 

And that is what evil does: forces us down dark pathways we otherwise would not have trod.
Denis L. McKeirnan

 

The nature documentaries are as absurdly action-packed as the soap operas, where a life's worth of divorce, adultery, and sudden death are crammed into a weeks worth of watching -- trying to understand "nature" from watching _Wild Kingdom_ is as tough as trying to understand "life" from watching _Dynasty_.

Bill McKibben (b. 1960) American environmentalist, writer The Age of Missing Information

 

Every society honours its live conformists and its dead troublemakers.

Mignon McLaughlin

 

Without the media, there would be no terrorism.
Marshal McLuhan

Television brought the brutality of war into the comfort of the living room. Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam.
Marshal McLuhan

 

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.

Tim McMahon (contemp.) American investment banker

 

   KINT: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Christopher McQuarrie (b. 1968) American screenwriter, director The Usual Suspects (1995)

 

Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need.

Margaret Mead (1901-1978) American anthropologist

 

Jealousy is not a barometer by which the depth of love can be read. It merely records the degree of the lover's insecurity.

Margaret Mead (1901-1978) American anthropologist

 

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Margaret Mead (1901-1978) American anthropologist

"Mead's Maxim" (in John Peers, comp., _1,001 Logical Laws_, p. 155, 1979)

 

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Margaret Mead (1901-1978) American anthropologist epigraph

 

A leader who does not hesitate before he sends his nation to battle is not fit to be a leader.

Golda Meir (1898-1978) Russian-American-Israeli politician, teacher

 

Those who don’t know how to weep with their whole heart don’t know how to laugh, either.

Golda Meir (1898-1978) Russian-American-Israeli politician, teacher

 

It is better to fail at originality than to succeed at imitation.

Herman Melville (1819-1891) American writer

 

It is hard to believe that a man is telling you the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable.
Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist Prejudices, First Series

 

Most people want security in this world, not liberty.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair.
Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist


I believe there is a limit beyond which free speech cannot go, but it’s a limit that’s very seldom mentioned. It’s the point where free speech begins to collide with the right to privacy. I don’t think there are any other conditions to free speech. I’ve got a right to say and believe anything I please, but I haven’t got a right to press it on anybody else. .... Nobody’s got a right to be a nuisance to his neighbors.
Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

Penetrating so many secrets, we cease to believe in the unknowable. But there it sits nevertheless, calmly licking its chops.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth — that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

There comes a time in every normal man's life when he must be tempted to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule — and both commonly succeed, and are right.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist

 

The man who is thought to be poor never gets a fair chance. No one wants to listen to him. No one gives a damn what he thinks or knows or feels. No one has any desire for his good opinion. I discovered this principle early in life, and have put it to use ever since.
I have got a great deal more out of men (and women) by having the name of being a well-heeled fellow than I have ever got by being decent to them, or by dazzling them with my sagacity, or by hard industry, or by a personal beauty that is singular and ineffable.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist "Smart Set" (May 1920)

 

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist A Book of Burlesques (1920)

 

We owe to capital the fact that the medical profession, for example, is now really useful to mankind, whereas formerly it was useful only to the charlatans who practiced it. It took accumulated money to provide the long training that medicine began to demand as it slowly lifted itself from the level of a sorry trade to that of a dignified art and science -- money to keep the student while he studied and his teachers while they instructed him, and more money to pay for the expensive housing and materials that they needed. In the main, all that money came from private capitalists. But whether it came from private capitalists or from the common treasury, it was always capital, which is to say, it was always part of an accumulated surplus. It never could have been provided out of the hand-to-mouth income of a non-capitalistic society.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist Baltimore Evening Sun (14-Jan-1935)

 

What should be obvious and indisputable requires a public ceremonial to prove it! Why not a day for wearing little tin bathtubs to prove that one bathes, in the patriotic American manner, once a week? Why not white hatbands for gentlemen who are true to their wives? It is precisely the mark of the cad that he makes a public boast of what is inseparable from decency. He is the fellow who marches grandly in preparedness parades to show off his valor, his patriotism, his willingness to die for his country. He is the fellow who insults his mother by making a spectacle of the fact that he is on good terms with her.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist
Baltimore Evening Sun (on Mothers Day and wearing carnations to proclaim love for one's mother) (13 Jun. 1916)

 

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist Prejudices, Third Series (1922)

 

The value the world sets upon motives is often grossly unjust and inaccurate. Consider, for example, two of them: mere insatiable curiosity and the desire to do good. The latter is put high above the former, and yet it is the former that moves one of the most useful men the human race has yet produced: the scientific investigator. What actually urges him on is not some brummagem idea of Service, but a boundless, almost pathological thirst to penetrate the unknown, to uncover the secret, to find out what has not been found out before. His prototype is not the liberator releasing slaves, the good Samaritan lifting up the fallen, but a dog sniffing tremendously at an infinite series of rat-holes.

Henry Lewis Mencken (1880-1956) American writer and journalist Smart Set (August 1919)

 

The essence of success is that it is never necessary to think of a new idea oneself. It is far better to wait until somebody else does it, and then to copy him in every detail, except his mistakes.
Aubrey Menen

 

Then it was as if I suddenly saw the secret beauty of their hearts, the depths of their hearts where neither sin nor desire nor self-knowledge can reach, the core of their reality, the person that each one is in God's eyes. If only they could see themselves as they really are. If only we could see each other that way all the time, there would be no more war, no more hatred, no more cruelty, no more greed. I suppose the big problem is that we would fall down and worship each other.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis]

 

If there were no other proof of the infinite patience of God with men, a very good one could be found in His toleration of the pictures that are painted of Him.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis]

 

Prayer and love are learned in the hour when prayer becomes impossible and your heart has turned to stone.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis]

 

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis]

 

The things I thought were so important -- because of the effort I put into them -- have turned out to be of small value. And the things I never thought about, the things I was never able to either to measure or to expect, were the things that mattered.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis]

 

The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer, because smaller things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of suffering.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis]

 

One of the first things to learn if you want to be a contemplative is to mind your own business. Nothing is more suspicious, in a man who seems holy, than an impatient desire to reform other men.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis] "New Seeds of Contemplation"

 

Thus, we never see the one truth that would help us begin to solve our ethical and political problems: that we are *all* more or less wrong.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis] "New Seeds of Contemplation"

 

I think a man is known better by his questions than by his answers.

Thomas Merton (1915-1968) American religious and writer [a.k.a. Fr. M. Louis] Conjectures of a Guilty Bystander, ch. 5 (1965)

 

Today the world changes so quickly that in growing up we take leave not just of youth but of the world we were young in. Fear and resentment of what is new is really a lament for the memories of our childhood.

Sir Peter Metawar (1915-1987)

 

Thinking of him is like breathing...it’s what you do. You love him everyday as naturally as your heart beats. And your family and your friends are ready to send you to the loony bin because either they’ve stopped believing in love or they forgot what it’s like...they don’t believe in it, or maybe they don’t believe that you’re in it. But you do. You know what it’s like to be in love: completely full inside, completely happy. Like your whole life this far was really just a preparation for being with him. A collection of heart-breaks and life’s lessons leading you into the person you are, the person which perfectly compliments him. The one you love.

Mary Pat Michalek

 

An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.

James Michener

I played the part, of course; I expressed the mandatory shock, outrage and sadness while watching events unfold with co-workers. I was, in outward appearance, the very picture of solemnity and sympathy. Inside, though, I was excited. I got the same weird sense of roller-coaster joy I do when a hurricane comes up the coast or a blizzard shuts down the city. In the chaos of the initial reports, I found myself disappointed to find out that some of the early reports of additional targets being hit were erroneous.

As the second tower collapsed, I found myself with a terrible sense of satisfaction. It was almost like, somewhere deep in the parts of my soul that don’t see the sun, I was rooting for the event to be even bigger -- for it to cut so deeply through the banality of daily life, that things would never be the same. I suspect I am not alone. Whether it’s shark attacks, wars, school shootings or child abductions, something in human nature gives people a sick thrill in such horrific voyeurism. That’s what drives the infotainment industry we like to call the nightly news. In the Civil War, spectators went out to watch the battle.

Until fairly recently, watching public executions was regular entertainment for the masses. Few have the guts to admit it publicly, but we’re all monsters.

Michael Middleton, regarding the events of 9/11

 

Hey, if you can't trust an unsigned and untraceable bit of Netlore, what *can* you place your faith in?

Barbara Mikkelson (contemp.) American urban folklorist

 

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

John Stuart Mill (1806-1873) English philosopher and economist

 

If all mankind, minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind.

John Stuart Mill (1806-1873) English philosopher and economist On Liberty

 

We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.

John Stuart Mill (1806-1873) English philosopher and economist On Liberty

 

Where you used to be there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in daytime, and falling into at night.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

 

To dance is to be out of yourself, larger, more powerful, more beautiful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking.

Agnes De Mille

 

The jungle is dark, but full of diamonds.

Arthur Miller (1915- ) American novelist Death of a Salesman

 

The biggest conspiracy has always been the fact that there is no conspiracy. Nobody's out to get you. Nobody gives a shit whether you live or die. There, you feel better now?

Dennis Miller (b. 1953) American comedian, television personality

 

Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.

Dennis Miller (b. 1953) American comedian, television personality

 

Why should I or you give somebody else - somebody who doesn’t even know us as a person - the power over whether we feel good about ourselves or not?

Dennis Miller (b. 1953) American comedian, television personality

 

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love.

Henry Miller (1891-1980) American novelist

 

Laws are only words written on paper, words that change on society's whim and are interpreted differently daily by politicians, lawyers, judges, and policemen. Anyone who believes that all laws should always be obeyed would have made a fine slave catcher. Anyone who believes that all laws are applied equally, despite race, religion, or economic status, is a fool.

John J. Miller (b. 1954) American writer Wild Cards IX (ed. George R. R. Martin), "And Hope to Die" (1991)

 

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.

Margaret Miller

 

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

Olin Miller (contemp.) American writer

 

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.

Olin Miller (contemp.) American writer

 

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.

Roger Miller

 

He smiles as he walks away. Because it’s a good feeling, knowing you can walk away, knowing a little sadness no longer blows your life to pieces.

Peter Milligan Shade: The Changing Man

 

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright (Winnie the Pooh)

 

“I don’t see much sense in that,” said Rabbit.
“No,” said Pooh humbly, “there isn’t. But there was going to be when I began it. It’s just that something happened to it along the way.”

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright

 

   "Eeyore, what *are* you doing there?" said Rabbit.
   "I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Digging holes in the ground? Wrong. Leaping from branch to branch of a young oak-tree? Wrong. Waiting for somebody to help me out of the river? Right. Give Rabbit time, and he'll always get the answer."

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright The House at Pooh Corner

 

Pooh knew what he meant, but, being a Bear of Very Little Brain, couldn't think of the words.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright The House At Pooh Corner

 

It is hard to be brave, when you’re only a Very Small Animal.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright (Piglet)

 

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh!” he whispered.

“Yes, Piglet?”

“Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s paw. “I just wanted to be sure of you.”

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright (Piglet and Pooh)

 

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to know.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright (Christopher Robin?)

 

People who don’t Think probably don’t have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright (Eeyore)

 

The next moment the day became very bothering indeed, because Pooh was so busy not looking where he was going that he stepped on a piece of the Forest which had been left out by mistake.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright The House at Pooh Corner

 

    "I have been Foolish and Deluded," said Pooh, "and I am a Bear of No Brain at All."
    "You're the Best Bear in All the World," said Christopher Robin soothingly.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright Winnie-the-Pooh

 

   "Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh.
   "Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily. "If it *is* a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he.

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright Winnie-the-Pooh

 

By the time it came to the edge of the forest the stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river and being grown up it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to do when it was younger, but moved more slowly. For it knew not where it was going, and it said to itself, "There is no hurry. We shall get there someday."

A. A. Milne (1882-1956) English poet and playwright

 

It is only to the individual faith of each that the Deity has opened the way to salvation.

John Milton (1608-1674) English poet De Doctrina Cristana, Preface

 

The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

John Milton (1608-1674) English poet Paradise Lost

 

Loneliness is the first thing which God's eye nam'd not good.

John Milton (1608-1674) English poet Tetrachordon

 

Many things can wait; the child cannot. Now is the time his bones are being formed, his mind is being developed. To him, we cannot say tomorrow; his name is today.
Gabriela Mistral

 

Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.

Margaret Mitchell

 

She had never understood either of the men she had loved and so she had lost them both. Now, she had a fumbling knowledge that, had she ever understood Ashley, she would never have loved him; had she ever understood Rhett, she would have never lost him. She wondered forlornly if she had ever really understood anyone in the world.

Margaret Mitchell, Gone With the Wind

 

The world of learning is so broad, and the human soul is so limited in power! We reach forth and strain every nerve, but we seize only a bit of the curtain that hides the infinite from us.

Maria Mitchell (1818-1889) American astronomer, educator

 

I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed.

Wilson Mizner (1876-1933) American screenwriter and wit

 

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m right.

Molière (1622-1673) French actor and playwright [pen name of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin]

 

It is not only what we do, but also what we do not do, for which we are accountable.

Molière (1622-1673) French actor and playwright [pen name of Jean-Baptiste Poquelin]

 

If you're sure you understand everything that's going on, you're hopelessly confused.

Walter Mondale (b. 1928) American politician, diplomat

 

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.

Angela Monèt

 

You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease.

John Montague (to John Wilkes)

That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress.

John Wilkes, in reply

 

Confidence in others' honesty is no light testimony of one's own integrity.

Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592) French essayist

 

Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose; if you belittle yourself, you are believed; if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved.

Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592) French essayist

 

If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it.

Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592) French essayist

 

No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.

Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592) French essayist

 

No man is so exquisitely honest or upright in living but that ten times in his life he might not lawfully be hanged.

Michel de Montaigne (1533-1592) French essayist

 

If we only wanted to be happy, it would be easy; but we want to be happier than other people, which is difficult, since we think them happier than they are.

Charles-Lewis de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu (1689-1755) French political philosopher

 

The tyranny of a prince in an oligarchy is not so dangerous to the public welfare as the apathy of a citizen in a democracy.

Charles-Lewis de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu (1689-1755) French political philosopher

 

Useless laws weaken necessary laws.

Charles-Lewis de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu (1689-1755) French political philosopher

 

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

Monty Python (contemp.) British comedy troupe And Now for Something Completely Different (1971)

 

Character is what you are in the dark.

Dwight L. Moody (1837-1899) American evangelist

 

We sneer. We lampoon and ridicule the sniveling little oaf before his peers.... We imply that even to have voiced such a question places him irretrievably in the same category as the common pencil-sharpener.... The reason why we do this is pretty straightforward. Firstly, in the dismal and confused sludge of opinion and half-truth that make up all artistic theory and criticism, it is the only question worth asking. Secondly, we don't know the answer and we're scared that somebody will find out.

Alan Moore (b. 1953) British writer

Behind the Painted Smile (on writers being asked "Where do you get you get your ideas from?") (1983)

 

In fact, let us not mince words… the management is terrible! We’ve had a string of embezzlers, frauds, liars, and lunatics making a string of catastrophic decisions. This is plain fact. But who elected them? It was you! You who appointed these people! You who gave them the power to make decisions for you! While I’ll admit that anyone can make a mistake once, to go on making the same lethal errors century after century seems to me to be nothing short of deliberate. You have encouraged these malicious incompetents, who have made your working life a shambles. You have accepted without question their senseless orders. You have allowed them to fill your workplace with dangerous and unproven machines. All you had to say was “No.” You have no spine. You have no pride. You are no longer an asset to the company.

Alan Moore (b. 1953) British writer V For Vendetta #5

 

“This is my favourite part,” Trent said. “Please accept my apologies now in case we die doing this.”
Daniel Keys Moran, The Last Dancer

   

Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.

Hannah More (1745-1833) English religious writer, educator Letter to her sister (1775)

 

Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.

Jeanne Moreau

 

Lack of something to feel important about is almost the greatest tragedy a man may have.

Arthur E. Morgan (1878-1975) American engineer, educator, humanist

 

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.

Christopher Morley (1890-1957) American writer Where the Blue Begins

 

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.

John, Viscount Morley (1838-1923) English politician and writer On Compromise

 

I’ll tell you this...no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn.

Jim Morrison

 

It's crazy, you walked into the room that day, just like every other day...except this time.. my heart skipped a beat.

Allison Mosher

 

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything. You are you and that is the beginning and the end. No apologies, no regrets.

Clark Moustakas

 

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

H. H. Munro (1870-1916) Scottish writer [pseud. Saki]

 

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.

H. H. Munro (1870-1916) Scottish writer [pseud. Saki] The Square Egg (1924)

 

When the tea is brought at five o'clock
And all the neat curtains are drawn with care,
The little black cat with bright green eyes
Is suddenly purring there.

H. H. Munro (1870-1916) Scottish writer [pseud. Saki] "Milk for the Cat"

 

Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.

Iris Murdoch (1919-1999) English writer "Kettering's Law"

 


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